Crushfinder.com

Have you ever wondered if there really is someone out there who has a crush on you? I see those dumb ads all the time on random webpages and it makes me think of that song "You're beautiful, you're beautiful it's true. I saw your face on a crowded train (or wherever he saw it) and I don't know what to do, cuz I'll never be with you" and I think, yes, there is someone out there who thinks that about me. Only he didn't see my face on a crowded train, because let's face it, there is no train in Southern Utah. He must have seen me at the Big-O trying to get my tires rotated. Or at the Wal-Mart with a sour frown because I hate shopping at the Wal-Mart. And he thought to himself "I love her and I'll post that I love her on Crushfinder.com and then one day she'll see the ad and it will be fate."
How dumb is that? I just thought a little random thoughtedness would be nice for you all to read today. And don't worry, even if I do find out he has a crush on me, I'm not going anywhere. I pretty much got the best guy out there already. Sorry girls.